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White apron with black straps, illustration of stacked romance novels with colorful spines, text I can cook but I prefer to order take-out and read spicy romance instead This apron is just for show.
Woman in kitchen wearing white apron with black straps, illustration of stacked romance novels with colorful spines, text I can cook but I prefer to order take-out and read spicy romance instead This apron is just for show.
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White apron with black straps, illustration of stacked romance novels with colorful spines, text I can cook but I prefer to order take-out and read spicy romance instead This apron is just for show.
Woman in kitchen wearing white apron with black straps, illustration of stacked romance novels with colorful spines, text I can cook but I prefer to order take-out and read spicy romance instead This apron is just for show.
Close-up of white apron with black straps showing upper portion of design with stacked romance novels.

Five-Star Reads, Zero-Star Recipes - Funny Apron for Fans of Romance Books | Free U.S. Shipping

We designed this apron for the woman who knows her priorities: food delivered to the door and plot twists delivered to her heart.

Let's face it: cooking is optional, but romance novels are non-negotiable - which is why you choose takeout and plot twists.

You could cook, but you'd much rather get lost in a love story.

Cooking? Overrated. Romance? Always a yes!

Features Galore!

Let’s Dish the Details:

  • Built for the Heat: 100% polyester and ready to survive splashes, spills, and that emotional damage from Chapter 27.
  • No Strings Attached (Literally): Removable twill straps — because even aprons should have commitment issues.
  • One-Sided Sass: Snarky, cheeky, romance-fueled prints that say, “Yes, I read smut. Want a cookie?”
  • Low Drama Laundry: Machine washable, so you can clean up and start again. Like a good second-chance romance.
  • Size May Vary Slightly: Because perfection is overrated (unless we’re talking about your book boyfriend).
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Air dry; iron as needed
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1–2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$37.99
$37.99
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Sku: 41866681642573196280

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